And the winner is…

In last night’s 2008 Federal election, the NOTAP won by a landslide. Endorsed by more than 4 of every 10 eligible Canadian voters, this was their largest win in Canadian election history.

Source: http://www.elections.ca/content.asp?section=pas&document=turnout&lang=e&textonly=false

As they have never had a leader, party members or platform, they were yet again disqualified. Elections Canada thereby awarded the “victory” to the first runner-up Conservative Party of Canada, which only mustered the support of just over one-fifth of eligible voters.

Here is a breakdown of how the parties fared:

NOTAP (None Of The Above Party) 41%
Conservative Party of Canada 22%
Liberal Party of Canada 15%
NDP (New Democratic Party) 11%
Bloc Québécois 6%
Other 5%

Source: http://enr.elections.ca/National_e.aspx

As a spokesperson for the NOTAP could not be found for comment, it can only be assumed that they will continue with their winning strategy of garnering the support of 100% of non-voters.

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~ by jimb on October 15, 2008.

One Response to “And the winner is…”

  1. I am a proud voter of the NOTAP.

    It wasn’t deliberate… I was out of the country…

    But damn, Harper practically has a majority. Oh well. *chugs along*

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